|The Battle of Endor has shown us that the standard issue Stormtrooper armor really does little to protect you from blaster fire, rocks, or primitive teddy bear aliens. And the worst part about the armor, is that it’s not even really all that cute! It’s kind of bulky. So, why go to all that trouble with the real armor? You can just wear this lovely tank top, which is 20 times cuter and provides as much protection in battle as a normal set of armor does anyway. If you’re going down in a battle with Ewoks, then you might as look great while doing it!