|So, you want to join the Empire? Sorry pal, but ever since Palpatine kicked the bucket, the Empire’s been on a bit of a down-slope and funding for Stormtrooper units has dropped off a financial cliff, so to speak. All units are being required to buy their own armor these days! The regular armor costs credits out the wazoo and for some reason, they’re rendered completely ineffective when your enemies are furry teddy bears that fight with rocks and spears. This hoodie recreates the look of the Stormtrooper armor, minus the exorbitant amounts of credits needed to create one and it holds up just as well to Ewok attacks. It also helps keep you warm on those cold Coruscant nights when you’re off duty. So, you be the judge. Spend tons of cash on combat armor that won’t protect you when it counts, or look cool in a hoodie that keeps you warm when it does count? The choice seems pretty obvious.