Star Wars Darth Vader Statue $98.9900

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Star Wars Darth Vader Statue
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Manufacturer: Attakus
After spending hours staring at this high quality Star Wars statue, we came to a real existential crisis of sorts. The whole concept of reality has been turned on it’s head. It looks SO real, we thought we heard it say, “If you only knew the power of the Dark Side!” Of course, it couldn’t be possible, since it doesn’t have any sort of speaker or electronics. It’d be crazy if something like that spoke, right? Darth Vader is just a movie character and not really a miniaturized version of himself on our desks, right? Of course, later, we found out that someone at the office does a killer James Earl Jones impression and he likes to walk around the office shouting movie lines. Still, we have our suspicions…