|Congratulations! You’re about to have a kid? Well, Bro, you might be asking yourself a series of important questions: Will I ever be able to do awesome things again? Will I be able to afford this? Can I ever have sex again? Will I be a good parent? Am I able to love this child as much as I love my own life? Can I ever have sex again? Well, the answer to all of these questions is a rock solid no. But just because your life is now a petrifying turd on the canvas of life doesnt mean your kid has to be as lame as youre about to become. And Barney Stinson is here to help. Barney Stinson is awesome. He works for a powerful bank in New York City but somehow finds time to suit up and help the less fortunate, in particular his lovelorn and all together pathetic bro Ted Mosbyseriously, that dudes got probs. When Barneys not staging private bikini calendar shoots, test-driving tanks, or elbow-deep in another legendary activity, like riding a tiger bareback or blowing up a guitar, he can be seen on the hit CBS show How I Met Your Mother with his friends Ted, Robin, Lily, and Marshall. *READ BY NEIL PATRICK HARRIS: From earning four Emmy nominations for his work as Barney Stinson in How I Met Your Mother, to hosting the Tony Awards and opening the Academy Awards ceremony, and winning an Emmy for his guest appearance in Glee, Neil Patrick Harris is a hot commodity in Hollywood, and he will read the audio edition of THE BRO CODE FOR PARENTS as Barney Stinson.